Well it really sucks to be me rn lmao help

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elegancea:

If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

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Just because I didn’t beg for you doesn’t mean I didn’t want you to stay.

I Didn’t Let You Go Without a Fight (#689: October 7, 2014)
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I WANNA TALK TO SOMEONE SOMEONE TALK TO MEEEE

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emmablackeru:

why you should be my friend

  1. I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
  2. I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
  3. I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
  4. nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.
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Convo between my 7year-old students today

  • Josie:I have a new crusshhhhh
  • Matt:Me too! On a boy!
  • Pearl:You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
  • Matt:Yeah he's really cute.
  • Pearl:Oh.
  • (pause for a bit)
  • Matt:Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
  • Me:Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.
  • Matt:Really?
  • Josie:YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.
  • Matt:Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.
  • Dave:(from across the room) No you can't you're seven.
  • (Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage.)
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lamelohan:

"if you hate school so much why do you even come"image

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loliconprince:

I WAS WATHCING PORN AND MY MOM CAME I N MY ROOM WITHOUT KNOCKING SO I SWITCHED TABS TO THIS FUCKING IMAGE AND I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD I HIT MY TESTICLES AND I STARTED CRYING AND MY MOM DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING SHE JUST LEFT

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