flashakaviolet:

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

Get out

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perchu:

plasticbagvevo:

perchu:

my nose is cold

put it in the oven

ok

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  • #LOOOOOOOL
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  • #ME RN
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  • #edgar allan poe #tell tale heart
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These people are toxic, can’t handle it.

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  • #people are TOXIC #personal
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  • #they are so cute #so happy I have one
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spicy-vagina-tacos:

sparklinq-water:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

sparklinq-water:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

White people suck

You are very very ignorant and that generalization shows it

Says the white person

You can’t expect to be taken seriously with the things you’re saying. Standing up for one racial group doesn’t mean putting down another.

Says the butthurt white person

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  • #no chill #she's kidding damn
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peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

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  • #ferguson
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